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Best suicide plan ever  
evilada
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what is it?  
mcm310
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you go up to the top of a roof
evilada
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string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
evilada
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tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
evilada
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then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
evilada
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then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
evilada
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when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....
evilada
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except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue
evilada
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staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
evilada
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And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
evilada
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i dont think i can be your friend anymore
mcm310
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